MEN
PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE PROCEEDING
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1. Please, don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them!

2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote!

3. I always choose chocolate over men! ALWAYS!

4. 51% Love Goddess - 49% Bitch!

5. My sexual preference is NO!

6. My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray!

7. It's not the size that counts, it's ... No, wait, size does count!

8. Remember you horny piece of dirt? Girls are made of sugar, spice AND EVERYTHING NICE!

9. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you CAN WALK ALL OVER THEM FOREVER!

10. Save your breath for your inflatable date!
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# Posté le mardi 24 avril 2007 09:54

Force Of Gravity
Bedoeling v/d Foto? --> Kusjes geven = Pintje ontvangen!

Force Of Gravity Bedoeling v/d Foto? --> Kusjes geven = Pintje ontvangen!
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Remember the words we use to speak
The promises made have turned to all apologies
The weight of the storm of memories
Still you're flying to fight the force of gravity

I remember the days I still could breathe
Now I'm sinking beneath, the waves are crashing over me
The empty space I lay between
Is all that's left of where our love was meant to be
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# Posté le mardi 24 avril 2007 09:34
Modifié le vendredi 27 avril 2007 06:47

(¯`°v°`¯)
(_.^._)
As I look into the sky

(¯`°v°`¯)(_.^._) As I look into the sky
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When it seems
Like the world around you's breaking
And it feels
Like there's no one else around you


As you walk
In the crowded empty spaces
And you stare
At the emptiness around you


As I look into the sky
There's sparks bright as ice
You want me to take you over there
I want you to stay with me
Cuz you're not the only one
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# Posté le mardi 24 avril 2007 09:11

Chuuuueh... One Two - TEST TEST

Chuuuueh... One Two - TEST TEST
Pic of Tchoupidouwhaeh
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--- Houston? Miss Cherry here! Can you hear me? ---

-- ... --

--- Houston? I have a problem! ---

-- Miss Cherry, Houston here! What's your problem? --

--- Houston, I forgot my lipstick on earth! Can you send me another one? ---

-- ... Do you feel all right? --

--- Yes Houston, just send me my lipstick! Thank you! Over! ---




On earth:
Houston: I think she's crazy! Get her back on earth!
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# Posté le jeudi 12 avril 2007 11:22
Modifié le mardi 24 avril 2007 09:19

Back In The Old Days

Back In The Old Days
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Back In The Old Days, Tight Like A Fight
Used To Hang With The Devil In The Broad Daylight
We Had A Route, A Walkabout
Until We Had A Row, A Kind Of Falling Out
He Showed Me The Low, Showed Me The Down
Called It The Happy Low Down
We Used To Rock Some Tunes With A Guy Named Lloyd
Lloyd Still Got Them Polaroid?s

Stop Climaxing , You Got Your Fight
Leaving Him Alone In The Broad Daylight
He Might Get It On, On His Own And Start Building A Throne
Out Of Worn Out Razors
Look At You Shaking You Can?t Find His Plight
Got You Scared Of Ghosts In The Dead Of Night
While You?re Making Up Stories Trying To Make It Ok
He?ll Be Bringing Them In To Let Them Out And Play



Leaving Me Alone In The Broad Daylight
In The Broad Daylight
Broad daylight
In the broad day...
Please Don?t Leave Me Alone
Leaving Me Alone In The Broad Daylight

You?ll Get Your Money, You?ll Get Your Night
Just Leave Me Alone Up
I Need Some Shit Of My Own, I Need A Throne
Not Them Razors
And Who You Think You Are Screaming Hollywood Burn?
If You Really Want To Stop It Then Burn Your Sperm
?Cause This Here Be Going On Until Its Not And Then A Little More
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# Posté le jeudi 12 avril 2007 11:12

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